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Tenderman

TENDERMAN

powered by Robinhood Chain Β· built on LONG.xyz

Same chicken. Higher purpose.
Welcome to Tendernet

A crispy purple-eyed system error paired with MSFT. Mostly chicken. Definitely still running.

System Status
System status: crispy
Tenderman.exeRunningRobinhood ChainConfiguredLONG.xyzConnectedContractPendingHolder indexerWaiting
Market Data
$TENDERMAN / MSFTRobinhood Chain Β· LONG.xyz
COMING AT LAUNCHNo fake price data is displayed.
Holdersβ€”ContractPendingVenueLONG.xyzStatusCRISPY
Latest Updates
Quote of the Day
β€œA crispy system builds a brighter tomorrow.”
β€” Tenderman
TENDIES ARE A FEATURE,
NOT A BUG.

System Status

Tenderman.exe is running. Robinhood Chain is the target network. LONG.xyz is the launch venue.

  • Pair: $TENDERMAN / MSFT
  • Contract: coming at launch
  • Holder indexer: not connected
  • Media player: installed
  • TenderSweeper: installed

Robinhood Chain

TENDERMAN is built for Robinhood Chain and paired against MSFT on LONG.

  • Network: Robinhood Chain
  • Chain ID: 4663
  • Gas asset: ETH
  • Pair: $TENDERMAN / MSFT

Tender Resources

Everything important is already installed on this computer.

News & Updates

  • Tendernet Explorer is online.
  • Tenderman.exe now closes itself with a glitch when playback ends.
  • Tendie Coupons can generate shareable invite links.
  • Tender holder counter is ready for a live indexer endpoint.
Β© 2026 Tenderman. All tendies reserved.Robinhood Chain  |  LONG.xyz  |  $TENDERMAN / MSFTBuilt different. Still running.
Done Crispiness: OK
🎬tenderman.exe β€” Windows Media Player
tenderman-intro.mp4Ready
more_tendies.exe β€” $TENDERMAN / MSFT

Get more tendies.

$TENDERMAN is paired with MSFT on Robinhood Chain and launches through LONG.

Pair$TENDERMAN / MSFT
NetworkRobinhood Chain
Venue
Websitetenderman.click
Contract
COMING AT LAUNCH
BUY ON LONG
Verify the venue and contract before interacting.Robinhood Chain
πŸ“„readme.txt β€” Notepad
FileEditFormatViewHelp
$TENDERMAN β€” readme.txt TENDERMAN appeared on the desktop one day. Nobody installed him. Windows Defender has been unable to remove him. He is mostly chicken. He is paired with MSFT. He lives on Robinhood Chain. UTILITY? He is crunchy. That is the utility. STATUS: RUNNING THREAT LEVEL: DELICIOUS LOCATION: Inside your wallpaper $TENDERMAN is an independent meme project for entertainment. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Microsoft, Mojang/Minecraft, Robinhood, or LONG.
Ln 1, Col 1Windows (CRLF)
πŸ’£TenderSweeper.exe
010
000
Right-click to flag a tender.
Classic Minesweeper rules, except the mines are tendies. Flag all 10 tendies without biting one. On mobile, turn on Sauce Flag mode to place flags.
Ready to sweep.10 tendies
πŸ“Šholders.exe β€” Tender Population
Total Tenderman holders
β€”
Waiting for the holder indexer.
Next milestoneβ€”
No holder data loaded.holders.exe
🎟️coupon.exe β€” Send More Tendies
A friend sent you a Tendie Coupon.
Officially unofficial share card
TENDIE COUPON
You have been invited to meet the crispy system error living inside the wallpaper.
TENDIE-0000$TENDERMAN / MSFT
REDEEM FOR:
one introduction to TendermanLOCATION:
tenderman.click
No discount, token entitlement, or monetary value. It is simply a very crispy invitation link.
Ready to shill responsibly.coupon.exe
πŸ‘₯Tendies & Friends β€” Community

Join the fryer.

The hill is lonely. Tenderman accepts memes, sauce, and people who know where the Start button is.

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X / Twitterfollow the system error
LONG.xyzfind $TENDERMAN / MSFT
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Chartopens when configured
$TENDERMAN is an independent meme project for entertainment. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Microsoft, Mojang/Minecraft, Robinhood, or LONG. Crypto assets are risky; verify the contract and venue yourself before interacting.
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πŸ—‘οΈRecycle Bin
Tenderman

Recycle Bin is almost empty.

1 item could not be deleted: TENDERMAN.EXE

1 objectToo crispy to delete
TendermanTender_Enjoyer
tenderman.click
Tenderman